Fight, Steal, and Sabotage Your Way to TOTAL PIZZA DOMINATION in a Take-That Style Deck Builder
Lead your rag-tag pizza parlor to become the best in the neighborhood. Be the first parlor to earn the most tips by ANY MEANS NECESSARY...
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Choose your parlor wisely
Each of the 4 parlors have their own advantages, and all are totally down to brawl in the alley for tips...
Defeat Deliveries and Manager Requests
Build your parlor’s tip money by defeating aggravating customers and deliveries, all while fulfilling your stupid manager’s requests.
Dumb Deliveries
Cranky Customers
Mean Manager Requests
Show No Mercy
Mess with your rival parlor’s progress by stealing tips and sabotaging their every move to become the most badass pizza joint in town.
Defend Your Tips
Every parlor is striving to be the first to earn $20, and they’ll stop at nothing, including beating you up to achieve that. Defend yourself by gaining the best fight skills to make sure you're prepared when someone wants to THROW DOWN*.
*Throw Down: The act of verbally and physically assaulting your rival with fight cards until they give you their tip money. It is generally encouraged to be as rowdy as possible during each alterction.
Easy to Learn, Quick to Teach, Delicious Theme
Spend more time playing, less time learning.
- Quick start guide
- 2 page guide to get you 90% on your way to playing
- Links to how-to videos
- Simple but not basic
- Based on many existing deck builder mechanics
- Easy to invite people into the game and have them learn as they play
- Everyone loves pizza
- We’re just stating facts
- Read the above bullet point one more time
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